Definitions by P-Me$$

Coni 

V. The process of deleting statuses, comments, or wall posts on Facebook to hide anything that may make you look bad

You better Coni that shit before you get P-Messed.

Coni by P-Me$$ July 12, 2009

JSMD 

Jesus Sucked My Dick

Person 1: God loves me.

Person 2: Oh yeah, well JSMD...Bitch!!

JSMD by P-Me$$ July 7, 2009

Skipped 

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

Skipped by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009

P-Messed 

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

P-Messed by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009