P-Me$$'s definitions

JSMD

Jesus Sucked My Dick

Person 1: God loves me.

Person 2: Oh yeah, well JSMD...Bitch!!

by P-Me$$ July 7, 2009

Coni

V. The process of deleting statuses, comments, or wall posts on Facebook to hide anything that may make you look bad

You better Coni that shit before you get P-Messed.

by P-Me$$ July 12, 2009

P-Messed

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009

Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

by P-Me$$ May 28, 2009