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An alternate form of the word simp. It means Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Jobs.
I applied at Subway but they declined my application!
-You're a SIMJ.
SIMJ by DefinerBoi9873 April 28, 2020
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SimJongUn 

The even more evil twin brother of Kim Jong-un. He is the real leader of North Korea and probably of the whole world. Some people say that he is Satan himself. He is also responsible for 9/11 and both World Wars, had probably the coolest Anime fight ever against the real Allah and created Donald Trump, so that he had something to laugh about.
Was that SimJongUn?
Shit, we are dead now.
SimJongUn by Aquariumspieler February 3, 2021
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A YouTuber and TikToker who makes rugs with the purpose of building a community so big they can change the world in a positive way.
SIMJI made me a free rug of my pet's face!

Did you enter the SIMJI giveaway yet?

SIMJI is so kind!

SIMJI is going to change the world.
SIMJI by candid croc December 4, 2021
when you spend too much time playing sims that your thumb begins to hurt
A:dude i played sims for 12 hours straight

B:you must have one hell of a simjury
simjury by SDDK July 17, 2011
Simjakies is a kpop Stan on TikTok who is very kind and friendly. She always uploads the time of content and like and never fails to make me laugh.. I LOVE HER SO MUCH <3 and wished we could be mutuals but don’t know how to ask her so let’s hope she can see this ! <33
Simjakies is the best! +~+
simjakies by Juyeonsbestie July 26, 2021
A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. An appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
I really need a Simja today
Simjaaaaaa
Swimja
simja by JackAntony November 22, 2021
A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. Appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
Small like a Simja
You can fit a dozen of Simjas in this drawer

Simjacolada
simja by JackAntony November 26, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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