A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. An appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
by JackAntony November 22, 2021
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by JackAntony November 26, 2021
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What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018
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Get the Tongue Simba mug.Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
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Both used as a female and male name.
Sija is usually into sciences and has good teaching capacities.
Both used as a female and male name.
Sija is usually into sciences and has good teaching capacities.
by Lady of Shalott February 16, 2010
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