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A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. An appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
I really need a Simja today
Simjaaaaaa
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A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. Appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
Small like a Simja
You can fit a dozen of Simjas in this drawer

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simja by JackAntony November 26, 2021
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FDS SIMÃO 

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
FDS SIMÃO by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.
You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...
Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014
Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.
Sima is the type of friend i want.
Sima by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021
Sija: a very rare name but with different meanings: the turbulent sea, he who triumphs, the conqueror...

Both used as a female and male name.
Sija is usually into sciences and has good teaching capacities.
All kids love Sija!
Sija is great in chemistry!
Sija by Lady of Shalott February 16, 2010

SimbaThaGod

Leader of STGFamily & The Dopest Female Reactor On Youtube
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Yo you watch SimbaThaGod stream yesterday?
SimbaThaGod by realgggggg January 1, 2021