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Acronym for "Sit(ting) Here Mute As Fuck." Used in contexts where you don't relate to/don't wish to get involved in the conversation.

Bro, my friend and his girlfriend were fighting the whole time in the car over here, I had to SHMAF for the whole ride.

SHMAF by jigglypizza7 December 9, 2024

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Shafchat

A technique commonly used with Snapchat. When a man of Indian or Bangladeshi heritage sends a snapchat of his genitalia to a man or woman he finds attractive.

Daanish: I have this girl I really like but I don't know what to do about it. Can you help?
Larry: Dude, you should totally Shafchat her!
Daanish: Thanks man, great idea!

Shafchat by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink November 2, 2013

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Shafa

The most beautiful, smartest and kindest girl ever. The girl who everybody loves within five seconds of meeting her.

Oh my god, you're becoming such a Shafa!

Can you please stop being a basic bitch and be more like Shafa?

I love Shafa! She's awesome! Let's go hangout with her!

Shafa by TahseinTheGooner December 19, 2016

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shafafa

Shafafa (n.)

A word used on projects, committees, task forces, and other human endeavors, to convey one of several meanings:
1) A situation characterized by an absence of order, structure, or sensibility

2) A work product containing little or no relevance or value
3) A person in possession of few or no redeeming qualities; a human nullity (q.v., shafafa-naut)

This project is delivering nothing but shafafa.

shafafa by DavePrime9 December 29, 2015

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shafdowolf

Shafdowolf is a god. You can’t kill him in strucid because he’s a legend, and everyone wants to be like him.

Makajaka: OMG I got killed by shafdowolf

Phoenixsigns: No shit, nobody can kill him, he’s a god 🤦 ♂️

shafdowolf by Strucid community February 24, 2019

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shafika

Name of a girl who is comes off as innocent yet sexy in every way. She has the cutest smile and adorable laugh. She's the kind of girl you'd want to chill with, that would be good company cause she's crazy and fun to be with.

Shafika is that girl that is always very loyal, sweet, and compassionate girl, that finds the beauty in everything. She is intellegent and usually doesn't trust many guys. Shafika is a ray of Sunshine. They make the room lit up, and her laugh is contagious. She has many acquintances, but very few best friends. She is always opened minded and always has to be entertained or be having a good time. When they do love they give their full love and committment.

shafika by theonethatloveyou December 27, 2017

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shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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