shitty tits Share definition Flag when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits". Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits! shitty tits by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the shitty tits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch