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Shittyteenblog

Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com
person: hi
julie (shittyteenblog): bye
Shittyteenblog by imaloner December 15, 2012

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"
You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

shitteritus 

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit
You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"
shitteritus by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012

Shittybutt 

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.
Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."
Shittybutt by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.
I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.
Shittynine by Scorched June 6, 2009

shittydickwilly 

the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch
tonight when we get home your gonna get a shittydickwilly