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Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.
Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.
Shweenie by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017
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shaheened 

to be regularly stood up by an arabian prince due to other "meetings"
I was meant to have lunch with Jay today but he shaheened me
shaheened by Shaheened August 19, 2016

Shawened 

When ugly people have sex at a house party and people walk in on on them.
"Is she the girl that got shawened?"

"Yeah, it's all over pornhub"
Shawened by silence41 December 12, 2009
A shirt tale weenie. Happens when you zip up your pants and part of your shirt is sticking out. Often related to nerds.
On nerd day all the cool kids had shweenies.
shweenie by SaraW08 December 25, 2005

Sweenied 

The act of taking advantage of someone. You would use this if someone was ripped off and over paid for something that was not worth much.
"oh man, I got Sweenied the other day, I bought a car for $5000.00 but it was only worth $1500.00."
Sweenied by M. Bubles April 5, 2010

Shagweenie

A person of interest, that is your friend with quirks and or abnormalities.
No way it’s Micheal Leitch, how you doing Shagweenie.
Shagweenie by Ednaboogers January 13, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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