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would you shag me
would you shag me by Not cup man May 4, 2021
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shag me • would you shag me • meat shag • The Mexican Hat Shag • shagmeister • shagmelon • Shagments • shagmented • shag • shag band
The Mexican Hat Shag
So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.
The Mexican Hat Shag by TheJizzla February 11, 2009
meat shag
meat shag by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017
Shagments
After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.
Shagments by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008
shagmeister
similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..
I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.
shagmeister by Robin January 5, 2005
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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