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Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015
The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.
Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.
shammer by Remised July 1, 2011

spammery 

1. The actions and practices of a spammer.
2. A company which uses spam for advertising.
Spammery is the bane of bandwidth.
spammery by Chad May 7, 2004

Shammer faced 

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.
"Can I get a large shammer?"
shammer by ljgkhgfjhgf March 18, 2021
A Shammer, also known as a Shammie is a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.
After a hard day of work, I went to McDicks to skyhook a shammer.
Shammer by Jack Barrell March 4, 2021