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An acronym for someone who really pissed you off. The acronym stands for: Some Damn/Dumb Jackass.
"I'm pissed off"
"Why?"
"SDJ didn't give me my change"
SDJ by Edwardthedemon February 20, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
Shortest form of "sorry for the dark joke", used before or after a racist or bad taste joke
"Did you hear about the kid that has been found dead?" "Yeah, but don't worry I already checked, it's not mine", "wtf bro sdj"
sdj by jonas humungus March 29, 2023
Sdjkf is the computer equivalent of bleh. It is generally the result of a uncontrolable and unmotivated attempt at trying to type something coherent on a computer keyboard while not really caring what actually comes out.

This term is also occasionally come across in office documents when your 3 year old finds your laptop while you're doing something else.
sdjkf .... Ok my keyboard is working again....
sdjkf by Deon S.A. September 30, 2007
An expression of excitement or enthusiasm, typically used to express the feeling of amazement or awe, often used in a playful or exaggerated way. It can be used in both positive and negative context.
"I just won the lottery! sdjfhwek!"

"I just got a speeding ticket. sdjfhwek..."
sdjfhwek by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
When you are too lazy to type anything useful into UrbanDictionary and just press random buttons.
nah mayne I dont know anything to put into the search bar. sdjh
sdjh by Ron Weaslie June 15, 2012

sdjfkdsjak fskldfjklsaf lksdfk askljfsa fjalkfjkdfa 

WHAT I TYPED IN GOOGLE WHEN I'M BROED TO DEATH AT SCHOOL!
sdjfkdsjak fskldfjklsaf lksdfk askljfsa fjalkfjkdfa

bfgmwq,jlkhwelq;sdjfxhukzorlp:\ 

This the point as where you can't get back to work. You are too bored to do anything so you decide to slam your keyboard.
At this point you will probaly get fired but at least your not bored.
Hey bfgmwq,jlkhwelq;sdjfxhukzorlp:\ Nice to see you.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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