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Shortest form of "sorry for the dark joke", used before or after a racist or bad taste joke
"Did you hear about the kid that has been found dead?" "Yeah, but don't worry I already checked, it's not mine", "wtf bro sdj"
sdj by jonas humungus March 29, 2023
Sdjkf is the computer equivalent of bleh. It is generally the result of a uncontrolable and unmotivated attempt at trying to type something coherent on a computer keyboard while not really caring what actually comes out.

This term is also occasionally come across in office documents when your 3 year old finds your laptop while you're doing something else.
sdjkf .... Ok my keyboard is working again....
sdjkf by Deon S.A. September 30, 2007
An expression of excitement or enthusiasm, typically used to express the feeling of amazement or awe, often used in a playful or exaggerated way. It can be used in both positive and negative context.
"I just won the lottery! sdjfhwek!"

"I just got a speeding ticket. sdjfhwek..."
sdjfhwek by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
When you are too lazy to type anything useful into UrbanDictionary and just press random buttons.
nah mayne I dont know anything to put into the search bar. sdjh
sdjh by Ron Weaslie June 15, 2012

sdjfkdsjak fskldfjklsaf lksdfk askljfsa fjalkfjkdfa 

WHAT I TYPED IN GOOGLE WHEN I'M BROED TO DEATH AT SCHOOL!
sdjfkdsjak fskldfjklsaf lksdfk askljfsa fjalkfjkdfa

bfgmwq,jlkhwelq;sdjfxhukzorlp:\ 

This the point as where you can't get back to work. You are too bored to do anything so you decide to slam your keyboard.
At this point you will probaly get fired but at least your not bored.
Hey bfgmwq,jlkhwelq;sdjfxhukzorlp:\ Nice to see you.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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