scrumped 

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

scrumped by Laura24601 December 20, 2008

scrumped 

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

scrumped by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

scrumpdiddlyumptious 

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.

"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

scrumpdiddlyumptious by phia on fire June 13, 2019

Scrumpdillyicious 

Slang for when somethings is more than good. When it's extra delicious or simply hits the right spot.
It became popular within tik tok users after the use of it in @/monaswain's video (as stated below)

"This lasagna is scrumpdillyicious"

"When I tell you this man is so fine, when I tell you this man is scrump-dilly-icious"
(@/monaswain's tik tok video)

"Taehyung looked scrumpdillyicious in last week's concert"

Scrumpdillyicious by hachia October 30, 2021

scrumpdillyumptious 

When a food is so incredibly good you can do little to resisit it. If you get a craving for a scrumpdillyumptious food you tend to salivate at the mouth ferociously and uncontrollably, your want for this food will stop you at nothing to get it. Once you are digesting this food, your taste buds turn into orgasmic nevres and the experience turns into an almost life changing ordeal. Dopamine may actually be released (depending on experience or level of srumpdillyumptious-ness) in the brain. Scrumpdillyumptious-ness is individual, what may be so good to you, might not be the same for every one else. You cannot force scrumpdillyumptious-ness on other people but you can encourage them to a new experience. Scrumpdillyumptious is usually used with cereal and homemade treats such as crunchy munchies but can be anyfood you want it to be. May apply to objects as well.

Crazy Cravers changes drastically when he wants his scrumpdillyumptious honeycomb cereal.

The Silly Rabbit loves his srumpdillyumptious Trix.

scrumpdillyumptious by seevs May 15, 2005

Scrumpdillyicious 

Scrumptuous plus Delicious. When something is extra delicious and you want to add even more ephasis in how good it is you put the 2 words together and wahla!

This cookies and creme pie is scrumpdillyicious!

Scrumpdillyicious by sweetmagnoliya December 31, 2011