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Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.
Uogh Segs
A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).
Uogh Segs!!!
SEGS!!!
I... I'm not doing segs!
My...
My whole existence!
Has truly!
BECOME SEGS!
SEGS!!!
"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"
No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!
SEGS!!!
SEGS!!!
"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"
"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"
SHUT UP!!
I'LL HAVE SEGS...
...EVEN IF I DIE!!!
SEGS!!!
SEGS!!!
I... I'm not doing segs!
My...
My whole existence!
Has truly!
BECOME SEGS!
SEGS!!!
"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"
No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!
SEGS!!!
SEGS!!!
"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"
"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"
SHUT UP!!
I'LL HAVE SEGS...
...EVEN IF I DIE!!!
SEGS!!!
swegswagyolocat
When someone (usually under the age of 12 or over the age of 35) thinks they know how to use the internet correctly but they don't at all.
This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.
This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.
I was just followed by a swegswagyolocat on Instagram. His bio says he's 11 and single and he just posts shirtless mirror selfies.
swegswagyolocat by Jordanese July 28, 2014