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To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.
Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.
segs by Aandy July 3, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
(1) misspelling of the word "sex"
(2) Egg sex
(1) "wanna have segs?" "how do you misspell while talking, in real life?"
(2) *egg noise*
segs by Foxehlol March 19, 2022
Related Words

segs with forso

segs with forso
-i had segs with forso
segs with forso by error77 February 20, 2023
A really coooool dude that every female likes
Woah did you see Segs toy hes so cool, i wish i could be him
Segs toy by Segs toy January 29, 2021
A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
virgin
segs toy by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021

SEGS MONKEY 

SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS
"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS
SEGS MONKEY by hughest jass December 2, 2020

Segs O'Fendir

A name that sounds like sex offender.
Person 1: 'I just made a Sora AI vid of this lad saying he's a sex offender'
Person 2: 'How?'
Person 1: 'Just put segs o'fendir into the prompt, and it'll do it'
Segs O'Fendir by OskChiz March 30, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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