SQCAIDs

Super Queer Cat Aids - the disease everyone aspires to have.

Symptoms - Coming over a little queer!!! Going beyond usual queerdness (not in the homosexual sense) - in the downright weird sense!!

Friend number 1: I caught SQCAIDs in the hot-tub from Jon!!

Friend number 2: Wow that's sooooooooo coooool - he's soooo dreamy!!!

by Spod79 October 9, 2008

Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

scAIDS

AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan

note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck

person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....

by slutbusters June 29, 2010

squaids

Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
=3

"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"

by xtinct2 January 4, 2010

Sqaids

A sexually transmitted squirrel disease. same as aids just with

Sq in front of it.

My advice, don't get freaky with slutty Squirrel.

Hey guys that troll over there has Sqaids. lets shun the Sqaids carrier

by WhatsUpGmail February 6, 2010

Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010

SCAIDS

When one feels ill for a day thinking they contracted AIDS. Used also to describe a person acting weird. Scary one day AIDS.

"Man, I slept with this hooker last night, and I feel kinda sick. I wonder if I got the SCAIDS!"

"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."

by Rofldofl fall October 21, 2008