Sat On

To be hurt, rejected, or any other type of inconvenience. Not to be confused with the literal form of "sat on" in which someone literally sits on you.

Guy #1: Dude, you totally just got sat on by that Koopa Troopa!
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"

by buttsitter July 5, 2014

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sat on a duck

to fart while seated on a hard surface

Person 1: (Fart)

Person 2: "What was that?"

Person 3: "Somebody sat on a duck!"

by nickeltickler69 March 31, 2012

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Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

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sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

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Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.

Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

by Achanos April 29, 2019

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