Sat On 

To be hurt, rejected, or any other type of inconvenience. Not to be confused with the literal form of "sat on" in which someone literally sits on you.

Guy #1: Dude, you totally just got sat on by that Koopa Troopa!
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"

Sat On by buttsitter July 5, 2014

sat on a duck 

to fart while seated on a hard surface

Person 1: (Fart)

Person 2: "What was that?"

Person 3: "Somebody sat on a duck!"

sat on a duck by nickeltickler69 March 31, 2012

Sat On Sunscreen 

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

Sat On Sunscreen by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

sat on my hat 

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

sat on my hat by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.

Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

Once I sat on an orange by Achanos April 29, 2019

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Satonia 

Real, Classy, Educated, Person with Drive and Ambition that most don't have...

Satonia is a Star...

Satonia by Nadia' February 5, 2010