SATON

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1. A hellish demon that resembles Satan but is in its earthly form. Its name can only be uttered in a satanic tone, if it hears it said any other way SATON will slaughter the speaker on site.

1. A form of curse used when an individual is vexed. SATON much resembles shit or dammit.

1. ROOOOAAARRR! SATON! I love your noodles!

2. AHHHH SATON! I stubbed my toe!
SATON! I forgot my report at home!

SATON by MeltdownX July 13, 2003

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Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

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SATON • satonya • Satone • Satonia • satonk • Satono • Satonquick • sat on a duck • sat on my hat • Sat On Sunscreen

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

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Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

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Satan

Junior.

Junior is satan, nuff said

Satan by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

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Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

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Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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