1. A hellish demon that resembles Satan but is in its earthly form. Its name can only be uttered in a satanic tone, if it hears it said any other way SATON will slaughter the speaker on site.
1. A form of curse used when an individual is vexed. SATON much resembles shit or dammit.
1. A form of curse used when an individual is vexed. SATON much resembles shit or dammit.
1. ROOOOAAARRR! SATON! I love your noodles!
2. AHHHH SATON! I stubbed my toe!
SATON! I forgot my report at home!
2. AHHHH SATON! I stubbed my toe!
SATON! I forgot my report at home!
by MeltdownX July 13, 2003
Get the SATON mug.Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
by DoOrDie December 9, 2014
Get the Hurts Like Satan mug.A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
Get the Hotter than Satan's gooch mug.Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012
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