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sassination 

when you get sassed so hard you think that you're bleeding.
Was that a sassination attempt?
sassination by Super Junior June 30, 2010

sassifaction 

cheekily satisfied, the feeling derived from expressing something in a smartass manner.
top-notch retorts can give you the sassifaction you deserve!
sassifaction by rinncess August 26, 2006

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
fassination by captainquirk October 20, 2009

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.
Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.
Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
assination by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

Sasspiration 

The aspiration to obtain the ultimate level of sass.
Anna: "One day, you'll obtain the ultimate level of sass.."
Joshua: "I want my sass to be over 9,000... My sasspiration will one day come true."
Sasspiration by Paranormal Dinosaurs November 17, 2014