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Small Tits Above Gut. Pretty self explanitory, when a chick has small titties above a huge gut.
ME: Damn! Dwayne totally boned that chick with the mean S.T.A.G. goin on!

YOU: Wow that sucks, he must have been tired of beating off to that 80's porn he has.
S.T.A.G. by El Roacho February 12, 2009
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G.A.N.G.S.T.A 

An acronym created by Micahel Hannah in the Twin Cities, MN to identify people who follow the urban culture who are about their business in life. It takes away from the original thug meaning and makes it more positive. The letters stand for Gaining Attrubutes Needed (to) Get Somewhere Through Achievement, spelling out the word gangsta. Common people following the postive urban movement are also dubbed as real hip hop heads, who show interest in music by such rappers as Lupe Fiasco, Talib Kweli, Mos Def and other more thought provoking rappers, aside from some tasteless gibberish commerical rap. The acronym was made into a song that features on the underground hip hop album "New Agenda Musik" by local Twin Cities, MN hip hop artists Young Son (Michael Hannah) and A.R.O (Tony Ohnstad, featuring local Neo-Soul singer Kovan.
That speech you did about ending discrimination in our community was raw! You really keeping it G.A.N.G.S.T.A!
G.A.N.G.S.T.A by Michael Hannah October 9, 2006

G is fo' G-A-N-G-S-T-A-'

A moron, retard, screable, pedestrian, ignoramous, muncher, tard or other insulting words describe this person. This person is probably a geek as well who sits around on his computer taking the mick of the others even though he is probably worse off.
That G is fo' G-A-N-G-S-T-A-' kid is a real tard!

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
C r y s t a l G l o m by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
C r y s t a l G l o m by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

M.A.G.A.T.S. 

English. Political acronym. Someone of very low intelligence. Prone to both fits of rage and uncontrollable crying spells. (see Snowflake). Easily triggered. M.A.G.A.T.S. are known to prefer beastiality, so they are not to be allowed around pets, zoos or farm animals. For this reason they prefer to reside in red states that have no laws prohibiting inter-species sexual intercourse. A twist on the conservative hashtag MAGA. It is an acronym to descibe rabid radicalized supporters of the 45th President of the United States. The acronym contains the words: Microphallic, Ammosexual, Genetically, Altered, Troglodyte, Scumbags.
You M.A.G.A.T.S. still think that the earth is flat.
M.A.G.A.T.S. by L. Apachicano April 9, 2018

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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