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M.A.G.A.T.S. 

English. Political acronym. Someone of very low intelligence. Prone to both fits of rage and uncontrollable crying spells. (see Snowflake). Easily triggered. M.A.G.A.T.S. are known to prefer beastiality, so they are not to be allowed around pets, zoos or farm animals. For this reason they prefer to reside in red states that have no laws prohibiting inter-species sexual intercourse. A twist on the conservative hashtag MAGA. It is an acronym to descibe rabid radicalized supporters of the 45th President of the United States. The acronym contains the words: Microphallic, Ammosexual, Genetically, Altered, Troglodyte, Scumbags.
You M.A.G.A.T.S. still think that the earth is flat.
M.A.G.A.T.S. by L. Apachicano April 9, 2018
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y. 

Give me a chance to show how much I love you
Hey *crush* G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

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T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A 

Take a good, long, hard suck of my arse.
He really pissed me off, so I told him to T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A.
T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A by The Beev October 3, 2007

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?
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