S.M.D.B. 

verb : suck my dick bitch

After seeing a hot girl at a party, Ryan approached this girl and asked her to, "S.M.D.B."

S.M.D.B. by Richard Matthew Rowley May 23, 2007

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d 

It mean... I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Jeff: Guess what I did Kevin
Kevin: what???
Jeff: I.S.M.D.I.A.B.O.D
Kevin: what...?
Jeff: I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d by GayHitler_Jeff_<3_kevin November 5, 2019

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s 

“You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”

Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i by No-_Name July 24, 2024

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009