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S.A.N.J.S.

Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."

S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.
I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.
by Corner Shot January 8, 2013
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning
by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024
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.j.a.s.m.i.n.e

the most sexy and hot mf on tiktok i want to have her children they are so pretty. i’m extremely jealous of her bf.
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e is so hot, her bf is so lucky
by www.futuremilf.com September 1, 2021
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020
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