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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven 

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart 

Any Wall-Mart located in a bad part of town/ghetto
urgh, i have to go shopping.
"where"
Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart, wanna come?
"nope, i don't want nothing to do with that shit"

Smart man's liquid nitrogen 

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.
I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) 

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.
Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

Smart Shop 

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.
Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man
Smart Shop by cliffrod February 19, 2007

Smart Systems 

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: info@smartsysinc.com
Phone: (888) 681-6819
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola
I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!