Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart

Any Wall-Mart located in a bad part of town/ghetto

urgh, i have to go shopping.
"where"
Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart, wanna come?
"nope, i don't want nothing to do with that shit"

Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart by titagula August 21, 2010

Smart man's liquid nitrogen

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.

I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

Smart man's liquid nitrogen by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010

Smart Shop

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.

Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man

Smart Shop by cliffrod February 19, 2007

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: info@smartsysinc.com
Phone: (888) 681-6819
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

Smart Systems by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026