Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.

"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."

Ryan Met by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022

Ryan Met

The music producer an the R of the popular band AJR, he is also the muscle of the band and had the strongest glow up.

"Ryan Met really had the most impressive glow up of AJR."

Ryan Met by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023

Ryan Meteer 

Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.

Ryan Meteer is fat

Ryan Meteer by Not Riley Parish September 7, 2020

Ryan Metcalf 

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.

“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”

Ryan Metcalf by Metpricefield November 23, 2021

Ryan Metcalf 

Always adorned with the most luscious brown eyes and devilishly handsome smile, Ryan Metcalf is a man like no other. You'd be blessed to be graced by the presence of such an astonishing man. His outlandish personality is only topped with a heaping scoop of love so tender it could melt the coldest of hearts. He proudly displays his intellect and profound moral code while showing fierce loyalty, and always putting the needs of others above his own. To say he is a once in a lifetime man is an understatement, there could never and will never be a man as beautiful as kind, as loving, and as perfect as Ryan Metcalf.

"Who's that hunk over there!?"
"Thats Ryan Metcalf."

Ryan Metcalf by Metpricefield November 23, 2021