He is the most awesome person in the world. Forged from Steel. Women have pictures of him on their walls.
I wish i was metcalf
by BigMetcalf October 30, 2018
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A sexual maneuver where one:
a) consumes 20-25 alcoholic beverages in a night out.
b) sleazily, creepily finds an equally or more inebriated member of the female sex to bring back to one's room.
c) interrupts the pre-game makeout session to go and take 4-5 times the recommended dose of generic viagra purchased from an illegal online pharmacy.
d) continues to fail to get more than a half-mast erection, but due to utter insanity and a complete disconnect from reality, continues to push the issue and proceeds to perform hours of overzealous cunnilinguis.
e) eventually takes the submissive bottom and tries to cram the now-quarter mast erection into the female partner's vagina, which leads to the crux of The Metcalf maneuver: DUE TO THE FLACCIDITY OF THE ERECTION, IT MUST BE ABLE TO HAVE A KINK SOMEWHERE AT THE MIDPOINT LEADING THE SEX (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL. Advanced versions of The Metcalf actually include the penis being folded in half and then inserted.
To spice things up a bit, Metcalf practitioners can also forget where they are, claim wholeheartedly to their roomates that they had a threesome when in fact it didn't happen, pass out, blast music extremely loud, or say incoherent and frightening things.
a) consumes 20-25 alcoholic beverages in a night out.
b) sleazily, creepily finds an equally or more inebriated member of the female sex to bring back to one's room.
c) interrupts the pre-game makeout session to go and take 4-5 times the recommended dose of generic viagra purchased from an illegal online pharmacy.
d) continues to fail to get more than a half-mast erection, but due to utter insanity and a complete disconnect from reality, continues to push the issue and proceeds to perform hours of overzealous cunnilinguis.
e) eventually takes the submissive bottom and tries to cram the now-quarter mast erection into the female partner's vagina, which leads to the crux of The Metcalf maneuver: DUE TO THE FLACCIDITY OF THE ERECTION, IT MUST BE ABLE TO HAVE A KINK SOMEWHERE AT THE MIDPOINT LEADING THE SEX (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL. Advanced versions of The Metcalf actually include the penis being folded in half and then inserted.
To spice things up a bit, Metcalf practitioners can also forget where they are, claim wholeheartedly to their roomates that they had a threesome when in fact it didn't happen, pass out, blast music extremely loud, or say incoherent and frightening things.
I am such a fucking moron who sucks so hard at life: I pulled another Metcalf last night.
I would honestly rather become a fluffer on an all-male porn set than pull another Metcalf.
Yeah, it was the worst sexual experience of my life; he pulled a Metcalf on me.
I would honestly rather become a fluffer on an all-male porn set than pull another Metcalf.
Yeah, it was the worst sexual experience of my life; he pulled a Metcalf on me.
by JacksonBrownTown April 12, 2009
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Person 1: The washroom is over there.
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by Cielle123 January 15, 2024
Get the Metcalf mug.When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
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Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
by Fatass650 October 23, 2011
Get the Metcalf Donkey Punch mug.A school located in on the exact border between Burnsville and Eagan. It is one out of three junior highs in district 191. Aside from its bugs and teachers who never seem to age, there is quite the mix of kids. From preppy kids who think they're the crap, to ghetto kids who hang out in gangs. Though going there is a pain in the butt, it is still better than its counterparts aka Eagle Ridge (annoying ass rich thots and tools) and Nicollet (scary hood kids & dirty faucets) Beware the STEM kids at Metcalf are quite...nerdy. Metcalf is known for its chess team that places nationally, but to the students who aren't on the team, it is a thing used to make fun of people. MJH also has many clubs that meet maybe twice a year and are a joke to not only the students, but also other schools.
*Can also mean a mixture on ghetto and preppy or two-faced
*Can also mean a mixture on ghetto and preppy or two-faced
by rad booty January 24, 2015
Get the metcalf junior high mug.the inverse of mossing somebody. Instead of being the one to make the catch, you are instead the person who throws/passes the ball
Person 1: Damn, I just absolutely sent that ball right over his head!
Person 2: That man just got metcalf'd
Person 2: That man just got metcalf'd
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