Rutler

a rastifairen butler, an example of word merging or werging

that rutler didnt bring all my suitcases to my room

by I AM BARNABY? January 18, 2007

Rutler

A psychopathic, lunatic, who is diagnosed with multiple mental disorders such as PTSD, Epilepsy, Downes Syndrome, and many others. He has threatened almost every country, every person on the Xbox Live Community.

You know you're talking to Rutler if some guy says...

HEY MAN!! THAT'S MAD SICK BRO!!!! DUDE!! SMITH!!! LETS GO DO PYRAMID PUSHUPS AND PICK EACH OTHER'S BUTTHOLE!!!

YEAH RUTLAND!!! LETS DO IT!

Brandon Rutland (The Rutler) is a nutcase, if you see, hear, or think about his meer existence, I would highly recommend committing suicide or deserting the American Nation, because Rutler is out there, and he's angry.

Travis: Hey Ryan, this kid on Xbox Live started screaming at me because I said that I felt that Americans needed less taxes on income, he said "Yo man! That's not mad sick bro! You know what is mad sick bro! Higher taxes is mad sick bro! Obama is mad sick bro! Bush is not mad sick bro!" Personally, I know you also agree Ryan, but the people in the 250 k or more tax bracket (productive people) shouldn't have to be punished for their work, successful and productiveness.

Ryan: Wow.... You must be talking to Rutler.

Travis: Holy shit, should I call the Police?

Ryan: No. There's... Nothing... There's no hope for you. I'm... I'm sorry Travis, I can't know you right now.

Travis: Ryan! No!! Is there anything I can do.

Ryan: Call the Pentagon, alert Secretary of Defense, Naval Special Warfare, Army Special Operations, MARSOC, the FBI, Blackwater, the CIA, the British SAS and SBS, MI9, MI13, Australian SASR, and everyone on our side.

Rutler. Is on the loose.

by Hooyah356 March 8, 2009

Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'

1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!

by Catweazle December 17, 2012

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

bendy ruler

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

rutter tough

To persevere or not care much about the circumstances of a situation or event. Often used for slang for I am tough enough.

Did you hear it is suppose to pour down rain at the game tonight?

I did, but I am Rutter tough and going.

by Ohioboyexplains April 3, 2017

Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters

I am the Ruler of Everything.

by Mr_Mow February 15, 2021