Rushturbate

To masturbate quickly, usually when you are running late but want to masturbate.

When I was late for a date, I only had time for a rushturbate beforehand.

Rushturbate by brdg February 21, 2012

rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

resturbate 

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

rushtrated 

The feeling of frustration that arises from not beening able to accomplish the tasks at had due to being hurried.

"The cab driving me to the airport arrived before I was fully packed, so I forgot to pack all my clothes. When I got to the hotel, I was rushtrated to find I didn't have a bathing suit.

rushtrated by JimClark54 February 20, 2006

rasturbate 

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

rasturbate by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate 

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

Rasturbate by R dawg July 20, 2007

brushturbate 

the act of brushing your teeth while masturbating.

mom: "Goodnight son, don't forget to brushturbate before you go to bed."
son: "Ohhh mommmmm"

brushturbate by philmnn January 14, 2011