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the act of brushing your teeth while masturbating.

mom: "Goodnight son, don't forget to brushturbate before you go to bed."
son: "Ohhh mommmmm"

brushturbate by philmnn January 14, 2011

Rushturbate

To masturbate quickly, usually when you are running late but want to masturbate.

When I was late for a date, I only had time for a rushturbate beforehand.

Rushturbate by brdg February 21, 2012

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brassturbate

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.

Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.

brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015

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Bursturbate

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss

She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet

Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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