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Rushturbate

To masturbate quickly, usually when you are running late but want to masturbate.
When I was late for a date, I only had time for a rushturbate beforehand.
Rushturbate by brdg February 21, 2012
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brassturbate 

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.
Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.
brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015

Bursturbate 

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss
She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet
Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026