One rich mother-fucker, who happens to have a lot of hair - and just as much heart. Usually has parent's names like 'Chuck' or 'Jean'. Apparently has an infatuation with 'skull fucking'. Thrives in casinos.
"Did somebody say... skull fuck?" - Runyon
"Are we gonna go to little hut?" - Runyon
"Alright. Alright." - Runyon
"Chuck! It's me! Luke!"
"Are we gonna go to little hut?" - Runyon
"Alright. Alright." - Runyon
"Chuck! It's me! Luke!"
by the deal sealer January 30, 2009
Noun. When you shit out a massive telephone pole sized turd, so big you don't know how you didnt go out like Elvis pushing it out, a medical marvel that an anus could have that much elasticity without damage, the heinous log ranging in dimensions between a full size can of Pringles up to 3 standard peanut butter jars stacked on top of one another, so big that if found in the wilderness it would perpetuate the legend that Bigfoot may in fact be real & is pooping in your county. It's also commonly a fairly dense specimen that holds it's shape indefinitely no matter how long it soaks in the water, it will hold it's form so well you could pick it up & use it as a weapon, or donate it to an art school for the pottery class since it's pretty damn close to a clay like consistency. If you left one of these at your friends house, it most likely ended the friendship. It's water & chemical resistant, fire retardant, the only true way to get this fucker down the toilet is by breaking it apart with brutal force with a harder material, perhaps a carbide machete would be best, or if one is in a pinch a sturdy metal coat hanger can be used.
Jake: Man I just took a big runyon at Phil's house & I can't get it to go down!
Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.
Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.
by Cadaver February 21, 2018
A GTR as I like to call them are really kind guys who are often misunderstood introverts. If you meet one and are interested go be their friend then ask them out.
by Angelic Hernandez November 13, 2021
by Jacksonasimp February 12, 2020
Cheating every other competitor out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by stuffing the same 4-6 lbs walleyes everyone else is catching with chunks of lead to have heavier bags of walleye.
We knew we didn't have big enough bag of walleye to win the tournament, so before weigh in we got the lead sinker box and began runyoning them down the fishes throats. I caught a couple small walleye too so I cut them up and shoved chunks of their fillets down the walleyes throats too.
by Riverrat69 October 3, 2022