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A somewhat derogatory way of referring to a female who is immediately available for sex. It can be qualified to give a more accurate description of the female in question e.g. “a nice bit of rumpo” would be a female who is attractive as well as available, while “a right bit of old rumpo” would be a female who is available to anyone and his dog.
That bit of rumpo has had more pricks than a worn out dartboard.
by AKACroatalin November 02, 2016
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CR: "Mmm, I'm in the mood for some good old rumpo with Barry tonight"!

Mum: "Mmm, i wouldn;t mind some rumpo with Hercules myself haha"

CR: "Ewww thats gross mum!"
by Crickle November 30, 2006
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Derived from the van in the GTA game series

Verb: to go beyond being the worst at something
Adjective: worthless
Noun: someone who sucks at everything
Well Brandon maybe if you didn't rumpo at playing this game maybe you would win.

Billy scoffed at his rumpo friends as they endlessly reminded him his sisters were hot.

Since Alex is a rumpo, he knew his life would be meaningless.
by Jehc Reed June 06, 2005
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