Ruffalo 

verb. To screw up something or everything by your inexplicable actions as every Mark Ruffalo character manages to do.

Wow, he really ruffaloed his marriage by sleeping with his secretary.
I don't want to pull a ruffalo here, so I'm just going to go home to sleep.
I'm trying not to ruffalo this relationship with my neuroses.

Ruffalo by Terry Prescott July 17, 2009

Ruffalo'd 

1. Having someone change your computer desktop picture to Mark Ruffalo without your knowledge or consent.
2. Having an unsolicited picture of Mark Ruffalo appear in your office or home in any manner, i.e. fax, email, printed copy, telegram etc.

"Gadzooks, I got Ruffalo'd again! Damn you, co-workers!"

Ruffalo'd by Ram Jam October 16, 2013

Ruffalo a womb 

To rape a fertile matured female before the man is done maturing, thus implanting a deformed fetus in her womb. Or to break a gun made by a professional Bragg maker.

Mr. Ruffalo raped a matured girl before his semen was ready because he was 9 and now her womb is Ruffaload with a deformed baby that has to be removed from her with tongs and Disney World will attack because they don't know that she had 2 Different impregnaters in one day. One had good semen and gave her 2 healthy babies. He also Ruffaload her gun so the poor girl couldn't defend herself from transexuals, either. But in the end, Mr. Ruffalo got illegally savaged on an Egyptian pyramid so everybody feels sad for him even though he really knew how to Ruffalo a womb.

Ruffalo a womb by Paradamno September 28, 2021

mark ruffalo

A man who can make a LOT of people weak in the knees. All you have to do is Google his modeling pictures. He is sex on a stick and there is no other way about it. Also a very awesome actor; probably best known for his role as the Incredible Hulk in the 2012 Avengers movie. Also starred in Now You See Me, a movie with THE biggest plot twist in the history of plot twist.

"Mark Ruffalo? Oh, you mean that huge green guy who thrashed Loki in Avengers?" "Yea, not just Loki, but Thor too."

mark ruffalo by whodatfan1821 October 26, 2013

Bark Ruffalo 

Usually referring to a women who fallows yellow lines/ items. Also known as a special journey among four friends.

"There goes Bark Ruffalo following that yellow line."
"I cant wait to go on a Bark Ruffalo with u guys!"

Bark Ruffalo by DanaPozo Flag girle August 13, 2016

Mark Ruffalo

1. A measurement of how widespread and sticky leftover sausage stuffing is after being blown out of a sausage stuffing tube
2. some actor no one cares about

I'm gonna have to give that will it blow, FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!

Mark Ruffalo by tacklezzz November 16, 2024

ruffalized 

First used by actor Tom Hiddleston to describe the way his character Loki (in 'The Avengers') gets roughed up by Mark Ruffalo's character The Hulk.
If you just got ruffalized, you just got your ass kicked like shit.

- Which was your favorite Avenger to fight against?
- I'd like to see what you think of the way Loki gets ruffalized.

- What happened to you?
-That guy just ruffalized me out of nowhere!

ruffalized by avengercatwoman October 16, 2011