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A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.
“I really need a Rudeus in my life, one fuck and then never again.”

“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
Rudeus by Fauxmaster October 20, 2020
Words you can keep

rudestick 

Originating from 1950's England, the term 'rudestick' was used to denote the batons used by the Metropolitan police force. Nowadays the word is used mainly to refer to either skinny rudeboys or the male genital system.
Rudeboy - "Man thinks he's a rudeboy, psssh he's a rudestick son"
Male genitals - "Doctor i think there's a problem with my rudestick"
rudestick by Raphael Percivald January 6, 2008

Rudesteppa

A cool yet top badman. Has style and respect.
"Oi RudeSteppa!"

"Nah man he's a RudeSteppa"

"That's Josh, he's a RudeSteppa"
Rudesteppa by RudeSteppa (bear) February 9, 2010

Jordan Rudess 

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.
Jordan Rudess by Jack Bond August 6, 2006
Ceremonial or symbolic sword, made often of brass or bronze and wood, awarded to a fighter or gladiator after surviving a great number of battles in the Colliseum. Practice believed to be started by Roman gamesmen to salute those who freed themselves by struggle and their own efforts. Symbolism lies in struggle to earn one's freedom. Motifs include violence leading to redemption and ultimately freedom.
Proximo(Oliver Reed) from Ridley Scott's "Gladiator" told Maximus(Russell Crowe) how Marcus Aurelius(Richard Harris) gave him his rudius after he touched him on the shoulder..

Proximo: Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.
rudius by Ismail Sabbah June 20, 2008

Rudeskin 

A cross between a rudeboy, bredrin & giving someone some skin. Similar to the way in which homie is used. A way of expressing your fondness, recognition and overall brotherly comradery with a another.
'Wassup rudeskin' or 'wat u saying rudeskin' , 'Easy rudeskin my home jizzle'
wassup bredrin homie rudeboy skin
Rudeskin by DiddyD November 16, 2010

Rubeus Hagrid 

A very well known character from the Harry Potter series...but more importantly; the most sexiest mutha effing half-giant in the land!
Have you seen Rubeus Hagrid today? He is looking farking sexy!
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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