A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.
“I really need a Rudeus in my life, one fuck and then never again.”
“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
by Fauxmaster October 20, 2020
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