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A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.
“I really need a Rudeus in my life, one fuck and then never again.”

“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
Rudeus by Fauxmaster October 20, 2020
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rudestick 

Originating from 1950's England, the term 'rudestick' was used to denote the batons used by the Metropolitan police force. Nowadays the word is used mainly to refer to either skinny rudeboys or the male genital system.
Rudeboy - "Man thinks he's a rudeboy, psssh he's a rudestick son"
Male genitals - "Doctor i think there's a problem with my rudestick"
rudestick by Raphael Percivald January 6, 2008

Rudesteppa

A cool yet top badman. Has style and respect.
"Oi RudeSteppa!"

"Nah man he's a RudeSteppa"

"That's Josh, he's a RudeSteppa"
Rudesteppa by RudeSteppa (bear) February 9, 2010

Jordan Rudess 

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.
Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.
Jordan Rudess by Jack Bond August 6, 2006
Ceremonial or symbolic sword, made often of brass or bronze and wood, awarded to a fighter or gladiator after surviving a great number of battles in the Colliseum. Practice believed to be started by Roman gamesmen to salute those who freed themselves by struggle and their own efforts. Symbolism lies in struggle to earn one's freedom. Motifs include violence leading to redemption and ultimately freedom.
Proximo(Oliver Reed) from Ridley Scott's "Gladiator" told Maximus(Russell Crowe) how Marcus Aurelius(Richard Harris) gave him his rudius after he touched him on the shoulder..

Proximo: Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.
rudius by Ismail Sabbah June 20, 2008

Rudeskin 

A cross between a rudeboy, bredrin & giving someone some skin. Similar to the way in which homie is used. A way of expressing your fondness, recognition and overall brotherly comradery with a another.
'Wassup rudeskin' or 'wat u saying rudeskin' , 'Easy rudeskin my home jizzle'
wassup bredrin homie rudeboy skin
Rudeskin by DiddyD November 16, 2010

Rubeus Hagrid 

A very well known character from the Harry Potter series...but more importantly; the most sexiest mutha effing half-giant in the land!
Have you seen Rubeus Hagrid today? He is looking farking sexy!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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