4 definitions by Fauxmaster
A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.
“I really need a Rudeus in my life, one fuck and then never again.”
“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
by Fauxmaster October 20, 2020
“dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023
One must understand the simple fact that nearly every thing presented by the Fox News Network can not be trusted. They are simply stating their fauxpinion.
by Fauxmaster November 18, 2010
by Fauxmaster March 2, 2021