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The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.
After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.
rubcation by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020
Rebeat
I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!
Rube Chat
A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.
You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.
Ruba
Rubas are shy but fun loving girls with a great personality. Rubas never realize how pretty they are no matter how many times they are told. Rubas are truly AMAZING friends, they are always there for you. Anybody would be extremely lucky to get the chance to know let alone be friends with a Ruba. I am lucky enough to call Ruba a friend and anybody else would be to. I LOVE YOU RUBS!!!!!!!!
Ruba by I'magoodfriend June 15, 2014
Rube Goldberg Syndrome
n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.
Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).
Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).
After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!
(No really, it has happened.)
(No really, it has happened.)
Rube Goldberg Syndrome by Andy Khay January 23, 2009