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Roachin' 

Roachin’ (RŌCHIN) v. 1. When a middle aged, unkempt, scraggly individual goes on a perpetual walkabout; where nobody knows if he’s homeless or a prison escapee. Said person is sleeping and you will find him eating street food around 4 AM. You will generally see him befriend other roaches when all attempts of communication with nonroaches fails. He is roachin’ when his blood alcohol level is typically above .30. Amazing talents of never being arrested and living to see another day is another example of roachin’. When approached by one who is roachin’, one must run away as he is willing to tell a never ending story for the thousandth time. Roaches who are roachin’ usually are of below-average height with red hair who claims number 55 as his high school football number. You’re roachin’ if you’re living through a nuclear winter..
Jud went roachin' last night and we found him asleep on the sidewalk when we went out to get breakfast the next morning.
Roachin' by Beavcoon2 August 22, 2018

reaching. 

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.
-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*
reaching. by monetizd February 21, 2021

Reaching 

Term used when someone tries to relate one thing to another using completely irrelevant evidence and information.
Ex1.

Person 1: A dice is related to racism because there are black spots and the majority is white.

Person 2: wtf..

Person 3: this kid's reaching.

Ex2.
Person 1: man why you hating?

Person 2: you reaching
Reaching by Charuhi April 22, 2011

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
thanks for reaching out by AYYFRON January 27, 2011