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Rossian Slip
An error in a conversation where the speaker involuntarily grunts like Rick Ross in the middle of a conversation.
Person 1: Hey man, could you pass the-WHUH-soda?
Person 2: What the hell was that?
Person 1: Sorry, that was just a rossian slip.
Person 2: What the hell was that?
Person 1: Sorry, that was just a rossian slip.
Rossian Slip by Jesussaur February 13, 2013
Russian Reactive Armour
It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.
Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023
Rossana
The most amazing person you will ever meet. When you’re sad, she’ll be there to cheer you up. Even when life gets her down, she rises back up and amazes everyone. She is beautiful in every single way and will never fail to make someone smile. If you’re lucky enough to find a Rossana, never let her go.
That Rossana, she’s incredible.
Rossana by epicglitterkachow December 23, 2017
Russian President
The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is
Russian President by Vote Kokichi Russian President May 17, 2020
Scratch the Russian
... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.
If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.
Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.
A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.
Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.
A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
Scratch the Russian by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022
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