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Roshambeau

A common trick to settle things. During an arguement, such as who gets the last pizza slice, one will say "Look, let's settle this. I'll Rochambeau you for it." When the other asks how one plays Roshambeau, the first says "Easy, I'll go first." The first player then kicks the other in the testicles as hard as possible while yelling "ROSHAMBEAU!" Then the guy who's balls aren't hurt runs off with the pizza and avoids the second guy while he's hurt.
"Dude, let's see who gets the last beer. I'll Roshambeau you for it."
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*
by Alchemyprime December 20, 2008
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Rouchambeau

Raw-shahn-BOH
-verb

the act of settling a point of contention by alternating punches or kicks of each other's testicles until one participant yields.
I'll take these two, you take those two, and then we'll rouchambeau for the last.
by Eldargod July 6, 2009
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Rochambeau

1. A French general who was in command of 6,000 troops during the American Revolution, fought with General Washington at Yorktown.

2. A name used originally by people playing Ultimate (Ultimate Frisbee) for the game Rock Paper Scissors. Used to determine who would throw first. Also written Roshambo and Row-Sham-Bow.

2. A different game under the same name created by the TV show South Park where two people would kick each other in the crotch until one of them would fall over or give-up, used to determine the winner of an argument.
1. Comte de Rochambeau only fought in a few battles because he mostly remained at port to defend the French Fleet.

3. We won the rochambeau, so we throw the frisbee first.

4. You collapsed first, you have to pay the bill!
by Stephen Olsen April 15, 2006
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Ramshambeau

a game in which men kick eachother in the balls until one falls down in agony
hes a dumbass so i challenged him to a ramshambeau
by TonyC February 16, 2005
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rochambeau

1. French General from the American Revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. He is best known for the defeat of the British at Yorktown (1781).

2. A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.
"Dude, I'll rochambeau you for those tickets to the NSYNC concert!"
"Okay!"
(swift kick to the groin)
"You can keep those lameass tickets! I just wanted to kick you in the nuts, freak!"
by message_tied_to_a_brick August 25, 2004
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rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

A method of resolving a dispute wherein two males take turns kicking each other in the testicles. Whoever falls over first loses. Rochambeau can be played in lieu of more traditional means of dispute resolution, such as flipping a coin or playing rock-paper-scissors.
by Kareeshus January 28, 2004
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rocheambeau

Rock, paper, siscors.
"Hey dude lets play rocheambeau."
"Kay"
"Rock, paper, sciscors, shoot."
"Gay, I lost at rocheambeau."
by My name is Greg August 3, 2007
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