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rochambeaux

A game of rock-paper-scissors.
I'll rochambeaux you for that last taco.
rochambeaux by kingbeej August 12, 2007
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rochambeaux

A game of rock-paper-scissors.
I'll rochambeaux you for that last taco.
rochambeaux by kingbeej August 12, 2007

rochambeaux for slaps 

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

Rouchambeau 

Raw-shahn-BOH
-verb

the act of settling a point of contention by alternating punches or kicks of each other's testicles until one participant yields.
I'll take these two, you take those two, and then we'll rouchambeau for the last.
Rouchambeau by Eldargod July 6, 2009

Rochambeau 

1. A French general who was in command of 6,000 troops during the American Revolution, fought with General Washington at Yorktown.

2. A name used originally by people playing Ultimate (Ultimate Frisbee) for the game Rock Paper Scissors. Used to determine who would throw first. Also written Roshambo and Row-Sham-Bow.

2. A different game under the same name created by the TV show South Park where two people would kick each other in the crotch until one of them would fall over or give-up, used to determine the winner of an argument.
1. Comte de Rochambeau only fought in a few battles because he mostly remained at port to defend the French Fleet.

3. We won the rochambeau, so we throw the frisbee first.

4. You collapsed first, you have to pay the bill!
Rochambeau by Stephen Olsen April 15, 2006

rochambeau 

1. French General from the American Revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. He is best known for the defeat of the British at Yorktown (1781).

2. A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.
"Dude, I'll rochambeau you for those tickets to the NSYNC concert!"
"Okay!"
(swift kick to the groin)
"You can keep those lameass tickets! I just wanted to kick you in the nuts, freak!"

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb) 

A method of resolving a dispute wherein two males take turns kicking each other in the testicles. Whoever falls over first loses. Rochambeau can be played in lieu of more traditional means of dispute resolution, such as flipping a coin or playing rock-paper-scissors.
I'll rochambeau you for the last slice of pizza.
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