Roséacea 

The result of your face turning red from drinking too much

Patient: I think I may have rosacea

Doctor: no that’s roséacea, your just a alcoholic

Roséacea by magulon April 28, 2022

Posh rosacea 

Used to describe the red blotches that appear on the faces of the British upper class during times of stress or excitement.

Did you see the state of Prince Harry when Prince William got married? His face was covered in red blotches. Total posh rosacea.

Posh rosacea by mckenz1e October 5, 2011

rosaceae 

Scientific word for Rose. Large family of flowering plants consisting of about 2830 species in 95 genera.

Nerd: "I lacerated my index with a thorn from a rosaceae plant."
Other person: "what?"
Nerd: "the rose cut my finger"
Other person: "why didn't you just say that?"

=dumb example but how else am i going to put this word in sentence...

rosaceae by iCarissa March 10, 2011

Drunken rosacea 

red cheeks are consuming an alcoholic beverage

after drinking some grey goose i have a drunken rosacea.

Drunken rosacea by whorthehellisbucky April 1, 2021

Rosacea 

A skin disease only afflicting Jesse James McCartney and a few other ugly people.

Girl : "Ewww that guy is red"

Guy : "He has a skin disease"

Jesse : "HEY ITS CALLED ROSACEA"

Girl : "Ewww your diseased"

Rosacea by RenegadeRebelfromhell October 16, 2008

Rosacea 

A skin condition that people use as an excuse when they’re caught blushing.

Girl: So what do you think about Annie?

Boy: Ummmm

Girl: You’re blushing!

Boy: IT’S ROSACEA!!!

Rosacea by TheEmgarSpy May 29, 2018

Rosaceaelaphobia 

The fear of apples.

We can't plant this apple tree; he'll get rosaceaelaphobia

Rosaceaelaphobia by Phopiatic December 22, 2017