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When a male is kicked inbetween the legs accidently while playing football (soccer)
Ouch! That kid just got Roonied!
Roonied by CSkyline June 11, 2009
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When your fantasy football team gets beat by someone that was projected to have fewer points than you.
"Did you win in your fantasy football league this weekend?"
"Nah...my opponent only scored 90 points and I put up a measly 84 points. I totally got Roonied"
roonied by meandyermom October 30, 2017
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When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.
Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”
Roonied by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025
When someone spikes your drink with a drug without your knowledge.

Effects include vomitting, loss of co-ordination and cognitive abilities, as well as coma induction.
John got roofied the other night!
roofied by snellios April 22, 2006
When your best friend fucks/flirts/or makes inappropriate contact with the boy you are with or interested in.
GIRL: Omg, my boyfriend just kissed my bestfriend!
GIRL 2: Man, girl you just got Ronnied!
Ronnied by Ohhhohhbaby April 17, 2010
To be finger banged in a hotel lobby.
I was ronnied by the man who was supposed to be my future husband.
Ronnied by Iheartyou2020 November 28, 2018
To get stoned or high as fuck. Or to act in a manor that some might describe as down syndrome or kilt.
All of the realboys got rooned after they smoked weed.
Rooned by RealBoyCoppock August 24, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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