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Rolass by sexy kontol November 15, 2021
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Relass your Ass
Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.
Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.
Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Relass your Ass by coyuyo October 16, 2015
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theory of relasstivity
Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
theory of relasstivity by Nyota June 29, 2014
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A mentally incapacitated gentleman who lacks all social capabilities and is devoid of any positive physical and spiritual attributes. Most likely unable to read this very text and struggles to count to 10 due to his intense dyslexia (and verbal dyspraxia).
He's not really much of a gentleman but it will be kept there out of pity. I think we're being a bit too harsh on him. He's a very talented young man who boasts a lot about his mental capacity. About how non-existent it is, of course. He should be a detective with that self awareness. What a lad.
His mental stability is currently diminishing and plays Overwatch to attempt to cure his AIDS. This creature can normally be found hibernating near McDonald's during school breaks with an apple pie being shoved down his throat. He was also forcibly removed of a quid. A truly despicable robbery. He's a very brave warrior, except for bridges. He struggles to contain his fear of heights and was unable to join in the fun of running down a bridge at a 45 degree angle. He actually clenched onto a fucking pole. What a pussy.
overall mad guy doe, 9/11
He's not really much of a gentleman but it will be kept there out of pity. I think we're being a bit too harsh on him. He's a very talented young man who boasts a lot about his mental capacity. About how non-existent it is, of course. He should be a detective with that self awareness. What a lad.
His mental stability is currently diminishing and plays Overwatch to attempt to cure his AIDS. This creature can normally be found hibernating near McDonald's during school breaks with an apple pie being shoved down his throat. He was also forcibly removed of a quid. A truly despicable robbery. He's a very brave warrior, except for bridges. He struggles to contain his fear of heights and was unable to join in the fun of running down a bridge at a 45 degree angle. He actually clenched onto a fucking pole. What a pussy.
overall mad guy doe, 9/11