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The act of eating an ass of a guy while rolling your dick up inside his anus.
Rosenberg: Hey daddy, wanna do a Rolass this evening?
Roland: Sure thing, sexy
Rolass by sexy kontol November 15, 2021
Words you can keep

Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Relass your Ass by coyuyo October 16, 2015

theory of relasstivity 

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
theory of relasstivity by Nyota June 29, 2014
Girl that’s creative and will most likely be famous. She can be chill most of the time
Rolasia by ^ ^ September 15, 2021
She is very creative and will most likely be famous. She is also very chill most of the time. Loves phone 100%
Hey rolasia
Rolasia by ^ ^ September 15, 2021
She is creative and most likely to get famous. She is also chill sometimes.
I wish my name was Rolasia
Rolasia by ^ ^ September 15, 2021
A mentally incapacitated gentleman who lacks all social capabilities and is devoid of any positive physical and spiritual attributes. Most likely unable to read this very text and struggles to count to 10 due to his intense dyslexia (and verbal dyspraxia).

He's not really much of a gentleman but it will be kept there out of pity. I think we're being a bit too harsh on him. He's a very talented young man who boasts a lot about his mental capacity. About how non-existent it is, of course. He should be a detective with that self awareness. What a lad.

His mental stability is currently diminishing and plays Overwatch to attempt to cure his AIDS. This creature can normally be found hibernating near McDonald's during school breaks with an apple pie being shoved down his throat. He was also forcibly removed of a quid. A truly despicable robbery. He's a very brave warrior, except for bridges. He struggles to contain his fear of heights and was unable to join in the fun of running down a bridge at a 45 degree angle. He actually clenched onto a fucking pole. What a pussy.

overall mad guy doe, 9/11
Guy #1: Hey how'd you do on your maths exam?
Guy #2: I got a grade 4 man
Guy #1: Oh you pulled a rokass
rokass by Kenchixx October 8, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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