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A mentally incapacitated gentleman who lacks all social capabilities and is devoid of any positive physical and spiritual attributes. Most likely unable to read this very text and struggles to count to 10 due to his intense dyslexia (and verbal dyspraxia).

He's not really much of a gentleman but it will be kept there out of pity. I think we're being a bit too harsh on him. He's a very talented young man who boasts a lot about his mental capacity. About how non-existent it is, of course. He should be a detective with that self awareness. What a lad.

His mental stability is currently diminishing and plays Overwatch to attempt to cure his AIDS. This creature can normally be found hibernating near McDonald's during school breaks with an apple pie being shoved down his throat. He was also forcibly removed of a quid. A truly despicable robbery. He's a very brave warrior, except for bridges. He struggles to contain his fear of heights and was unable to join in the fun of running down a bridge at a 45 degree angle. He actually clenched onto a fucking pole. What a pussy.

overall mad guy doe, 9/11
Guy #1: Hey how'd you do on your maths exam?
Guy #2: I got a grade 4 man
Guy #1: Oh you pulled a rokass
rokass by Kenchixx October 8, 2018
Words you can keep
The act of eating an ass of a guy while rolling your dick up inside his anus.
Rosenberg: Hey daddy, wanna do a Rolass this evening?
Roland: Sure thing, sexy
Rolass by sexy kontol November 15, 2021
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A gentleman who is consumed with thoughts of ladies and liquor. Not the best at English but he will cuss in three other languages!
"Rokas, want to see who can hold more liquor?"
Rokas by Madira February 22, 2009
adj. describing something beyond Rock and Roll, something that speaks to the pervasiveness of both our youth, and our beauty.
"Oh my god, There was puke coming out his nose! That was frikken rockass!" or "Oh my god, you look totally rockass tonight."
Rockass by Tasty Dish April 21, 2006
very cool guy.makes very funny jokes and always tells the thruth
wow rokas you are so funny and cool
Rokas by sugogpulgodjul November 12, 2019
A very nice and funny girl. She's very smart and cool, and always knows how to cheer people up, but she usually ends up hiding all of her feelings in order to make others happy.
"Wow, that girl is so nice!"
"Well, it must be a rokaash."
rokaash by ThiccieSideChiccie February 15, 2018
when a girl gives head to a fireman and waggles his "hose" in every direction while screaming "TAB"
dayummm i just gave gerard an rkass last night and he liked it.
rkass by ryanshmuuuee January 6, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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