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roflconda 

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
roflconda by robert b September 13, 2006
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Roflconda 

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.
Roflconda by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012
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roflpanda 

Similar to roflpottomus only more awesome and sexerlent at the same time. Often found on TGN forums after something extremely funny.
Person 1: *insert funny joke here*

Person 2: OMG! ROFLPANDA!!!
roflpanda by Jake___ March 8, 2008

Roflcoptard 

A satirical term referring to someone who overuses or uses out of context abbreviations like "lol" and "rofl", and derivatives of these terms like "lollerskates" and "roflcopter".
"My father just died."
"LOL"
"You're a roflcoptard."
Roflcoptard by Daveatron August 29, 2007

Ronaconda 

The most powerful of all trouser snakes. An absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. The Ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. The Ronaconda has also been known to assimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
The Ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.
Ronaconda by SuchAnOak June 27, 2008
A form of "rolling on the floor laughing", except used in an arcane way, as a ways of the person laughing knowing something the person being laughed at, doesn't. (Made Famous by Sandy Mehglich of the "You Suck at Photoshop" Series)
Doris stood, puzzled, when Richard roflcon'd because knew that no one would ask her to prom.
Roflcon by The X-man October 23, 2008

roflcondom 

when you tell a girl you are using a condom but in reality your not.
Roflcondom the rofl part is that there is no condom!!!
roflcondom by richbum July 14, 2009
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Example 1:
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Example 2:
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