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roflconda 

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
roflconda by robert b September 13, 2006
Words you can keep

Roflconda 

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.
Roflconda by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012
Related Words

roflpanda 

Similar to roflpottomus only more awesome and sexerlent at the same time. Often found on TGN forums after something extremely funny.
Person 1: *insert funny joke here*

Person 2: OMG! ROFLPANDA!!!
roflpanda by Jake___ March 8, 2008

Roflcoptard 

A satirical term referring to someone who overuses or uses out of context abbreviations like "lol" and "rofl", and derivatives of these terms like "lollerskates" and "roflcopter".
"My father just died."
"LOL"
"You're a roflcoptard."
Roflcoptard by Daveatron August 29, 2007

Ronaconda 

The most powerful of all trouser snakes. An absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. The Ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. The Ronaconda has also been known to assimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
The Ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.
Ronaconda by SuchAnOak June 27, 2008
A form of "rolling on the floor laughing", except used in an arcane way, as a ways of the person laughing knowing something the person being laughed at, doesn't. (Made Famous by Sandy Mehglich of the "You Suck at Photoshop" Series)
Doris stood, puzzled, when Richard roflcon'd because knew that no one would ask her to prom.
Roflcon by The X-man October 23, 2008

roflcondom 

when you tell a girl you are using a condom but in reality your not.
Roflcondom the rofl part is that there is no condom!!!
roflcondom by richbum July 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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