A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.
It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscastseeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.
"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.
A satirical term referring to someone who overuses or uses out of context abbreviations like "lol" and "rofl", and derivatives of these terms like "lollerskates" and "roflcopter".
"My father just died."
"LOL"
"You're a roflcoptard."
The most powerful of all trouser snakes. An absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. The Ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. The Ronaconda has also been known to assimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
The Ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.
A form of "rolling on the floor laughing", except used in an arcane way, as a ways of the person laughing knowing something the person being laughed at, doesn't. (Made Famous by Sandy Mehglich of the "You Suck at Photoshop" Series)
Doris stood, puzzled, when Richard roflcon'd because knew that no one would ask her to prom.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.