Rodgeball

Dodgeball played in a racquetball court using racquetball racquets and a racquetball. Also played in dorm hallways when racquetball court is not available or when the players are too lazy to walk to a court. No direct hits are allowed. Headshots are perfectly legal.

BJ: Hey guys, wanna play Rodgeball?
Serif: Sure, but can I borrow someone's racquet? Beans broke mine last time he played.

by Alby41 April 26, 2016

Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

Iraqi Dodgeball

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.

During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.

by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

by d'godfather April 20, 2003

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 11, 2005

dodgeball

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools

by Samuari October 27, 2003

dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.

Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?

by Al October 14, 2003