Dodgeballer

Someone who is so damn cool they like to throw balls at each other and dress up stupid, and then get rather drunk in the apres-dodgeball activities.

Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be a dodgeballer...
or
Forget actors and pop stars, I wanna find me a dodgeballer to love...

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

Iraqi Dodgeball

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.

During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.

by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

by d'godfather April 20, 2003

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 11, 2005

Dodgebullet

Dodgebullet is the American version of Dodgeball. Instead of soft sponge balls lining the centre of the room, there are a variety of guns from pistols to shotguns. They will fire guns at the opposing team, and your aim is to shoot people using the bullets in your gun, or dodge the bullets being mercilessly fired in your direction. If it comes down to it, and the clip in your gun is empty, you use your last resort; throwing the gun itself. After that? Well, better hope you can Dodge some Bullets!

Don't confuse Dodgebullet with it's street counterpart, though. Street Dodgebullet is far more aggressive and even more risky. It's usually used to settle conflicts and debates in an unsafe and illegal enviroment. Being caught participating in Street Dodgebullet will result in arrest.

"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to play dodgebullet, wanna join me?"

by Sooty_ August 28, 2020

dodgeball

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools

by Samuari October 27, 2003