Podgeball

A rather clumsy obese person shaped somewhat like a beachball and often crashing into things due to his/her bulk. Tend to live in fast food outlets.

"I was sitting on the train minding my own business when suddenly this waddling great podgeball came crashing onto the seat next to me, burger in one paw, half a kilo of chips in t'other".

by Jozza H. June 4, 2009

Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

Iraqi Dodgeball

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.

During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.

by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

by d'godfather April 20, 2003

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 11, 2005

dodgeball

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools

by Samuari October 27, 2003

Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016