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Rowanism is the best religion, political ideology and way of life. Only flops don't believe in Rowanism, join today.
Person 1: I like communism.
Person 2: Rowanism is better you flop.
Rowanism by stan twice <3 March 15, 2022
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Rodenism 

Founded by a senior at VHHS in August 2009, Rodenism is commonly practiced by the Vestavia Hills High School boy's tennis team. The way of life was based on a past student, named Roden, who apparently made a legacy with his tennis abilities. Legend has it that his unreturnable kick-serve causes the opponent to crap his pants then quickly commit suicide. You might see his name on the team's famous dry-erase board that pisses other teams off.
His kick-serve pwnz!
He must follow Rodenism.
Rodenism by Mr. Terd Ferguson April 29, 2010

Roganism 

A Roganism Is a term, word or phrase invented and coined by an affiliated member of the official crack team Rogan force 10.0
Ah you Rogan, that's some bare bants Roganism you've just come up with right there ...ya cunt!
Rowanism is a secret society of people called Rowanists, who just
Like to chill out and have fun, the only way to join is to a secret handshake.
Hey is that rowan the creator of rowanism
Rowanism by Rhdudjskdkckf April 27, 2021
1. Roman Catholicism

2. Expert knowledge of Roman history

3. Patrioticism for Rome

4. Nationalist or facist philosophy of Rome

(Similar to a romanphilia. Please see the definition of romanphilia for more information about its meaning).
'The extreme form of Romanism believes that the Romans are a rare sacred superior race-created by Mars whom should be worshipped by foreigners as demigods, the Roman emperors are ressurected immortal gods, everyone should be like a Roman, the world should be Rome, the descendants of the barbarians should be dead to avenge Rome's fall and that if anyone who harms anyone or anything Roman should be put to death.'
Rowanism is a form of tryhardism, but used by the society of Rowans. Basically, in a videogame, they use either weapons, tactics, or characters that counter top picks, or, in the most recent Smash Bros. Game, King K. Rool. Rowanism is a (almost) perfect counter to the widely used Connerism, and will 99% overcome the opposition. Normally these players go more melee oriented, and less Sniper/long range attack heavy. Rowanism is rarely used, only by people who share the name, and is usually a good time for all, especially since most Rowans know how to have fun and enjoy screwing around
1. Rowanism is the true Communist and Capitalist society
2. Rowanism is somehow better than Connerism? Never thought I'd see the day...
3. When you Rowan (insert actually good meme here aka anything before dabbing)
Rowanism by Rowanmario July 17, 2019