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a fucking blow job.
Dude your mom gave me the rod job of a lifetime last night. than i fucked the living shit out of her cunt!
rod job by DaRoggit May 4, 2008
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Joot Rod 

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

johnson rod 

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
johnson rod by Erix December 8, 2003
A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.
I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.

John Rod 

John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.

John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.

John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.

By: vvvvvvvvv
John Rod by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021

jolly rod 

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny
I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.
jolly rod by Bleat09 August 14, 2011