Rocky Mountains

The mountain range that runs through the mid-west. Quite possible the most beautiful place ever. Especially around the 3OH!3 in Colorado. Mountains best known for amazing skiing, best scenery, highest roads and tunnels in the country, and they're simply amazing.

Lets go skiing in the rocky mountains!

Rocky Mountains by Raptor_2010 October 9, 2009

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Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains

You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!

Rocky mountains by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

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rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

rocky mountain bow tie by aleksu November 26, 2010

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Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010